Yikes. Ouch.
“How long after you and I broke up did you and her start boning? I bet not long enough. Was your dick inside her while I was walking home at night contemplating stepping out into traffic? Was she licking your balls while I thought that carrying the momentum from the run I was on could probably launch me quite nicely over the side of the bridge? Fuck you guys and your cliche need to fuck. Hope it was worth it.”
